Detroit
I’m off to Detroit today with the rest of our staff for an RMAI (Rhema Ministerial Association International) regional retreat. The guest speaker is Tony Cooke.
As with any ministers conference, there is a round of golf scheduled tomorrow morning. I’m not particularly great at golf, but I do have a Nike bag and clubs that puts off a good image. I usually tell people I played in the Amateur tournaments for a few years before I accepted the call of God on my life. They seemed pretty impressed by that…. until they see me play.
I thought for fun I might pop 2 Vicadin before the round starts… just to get loose.
September 8th, 2005 at 9:08 am
I used to tell everyone I was a professional bodybuilder. That one didn’t turn out too well.
Remember, anything less than 6 vicodin is just like drinking a lot of NyQuil. You’ve got to go over 6 vic to get loosened up. Let me know how that works out for you.
September 8th, 2005 at 12:14 pm
I still tell people I’m a bodybuilder. There’s not too many people that believe me, but I’m gonna keep trying. Maybe one day I’ll run into a Mongolian nomad that will believe me.
September 9th, 2005 at 11:15 pm
I tell people that I am a midget ballet dancer…I just get strange looks though